March 2012
madeagoestohell:
when i was 6 or 7 this moth flew into my house and i really wanted to keep it as a pet and for some reason my parents said yes so we just let it chill in the house overnight and then the next morning i was like sprinting downstairs because i was so excited to see my moth and i fucking stepped on it and it died so then i cried for like 65.8 hours and forced my parents to put it...
Dream. Persevere. Accomplish. Succeed.: Laxers in... →
killthemwith-positivity:
So I lax so hard referees wanna card me But first niggas gotta catch me What’s 5 goals to a laxer like me Can you please remind me? Lax so hard, this shit crazy Ya’ll don’t know that penalties don’t phase me The Orange could go 0-20 and I look at you like shit gravy Lax so hard, this shit weird, …
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via bdoing)
Stay strong in the face of adversity.: So I woke... →
kissedmequiteinsane:
itscandidlycara:
Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least…
last week: 100 degrees
this week: 4 degrees
bambaooo asked: I got in.
A. VAN: College: Screw You, Rejectors →
maozeduong:
THE REJECTIONS arrive this time of year in thin, cheap envelopes, some with a crummy window for name and address, as if it were a bill, and none with the thick packet you’d hoped for.
”Dear So-and-so:
”The admissions committee gave full consideration … but I regret…
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
cartruckvan:
markmejia:
fuckyesliampayne:
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sarahthefifth:
hate the IB program let me go to college now please
sarahthefifth:
I hate extended essay meetings omg just let me go to advisory please I love my teacher
What pisses me off the most is they don’t even give us 24 hour notice. WTF.
disabledporn:
what doesnt kill you makes you stronger i said as i entered the mcdonalds drive through
Watch
ilovesquidward:
how are you going to suspend someone for plagiarism when this country was founded on some plagiarism
new england
you cant just steal a different country’s name and slap new in front i would sue
commanderinqueef:
bumping into someone and asking if they’re sorry
youngstero:
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
cartruckvan:
fuckyourwolves:
If Uganda be my lover
Uganda get with my friends
omG WHY
nancyyle:
clavid:
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn...
Watchcartruckvan:
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD LJKFKL;AJomfg
idiotblogger:
The cheetah girls weren’t even sisters, or cheetahs
sarahthefifth:
aneuromess:
i’m really happy KONY 2012 is getting tons of attention as opposed to girls in bikinis.
this is the real world, real problems, real children.
let’s step up and make a difference.
And let’s hope people don’t forget about this after a few months.